Quick question.

Jake Bramante showed this to me the other day and I started to wonder, how many of you guys have owned ths at one point. And don't use the excuse, "I used to have one." I really want to know how popular or how unpopular it was. Please comment your thoughts.

Lost in Translation

This email is somebody trying to communicate with my dad with a translator program and it didn't quite work.
Brian command you wanted a hug,

I first want to apologize,,, my bank if I removed the money
But unless the beam uncollected, I pagare,, but not for now
I can at this time, because I had some debts of the congress and
I am paying what I pay in July and apart from everything my mom,
This very badly with a diagnosis of cancer, and it is very creeme
Difficult for me,

I promise to pay the difference in July please,, tenganme
Patience, yet we derive the disc that we have no funds
To do so,,, please give me this opportunity,,,, a hug,,

I hope news,

Alien Overlords

I don't know how many of you have seen this yet, but when I went to the orthodontist to get "examined" they had to X-Ray my head. It was a pretty fun experience. The only thing missing from the whole deal was 80's Sci-Fi music in the backround, but there was a ton of beeps and whirring noises so I guess that constitutes as Sci-Fi music.

Progress

So a little while back I said that I was going to learn how to play guitar like August Rush. I have made a little progress, but more importantly, I have found out that it is indeed possible. See?

And exibit B.

Night of Insanity

Before you read this blog, please understand: We were really hungry. And the saying goes, "Don't go shopping when your hungry," Or so I've been told. On with the story. So as me and Levi were playing Super Smash Bros Brawl®, Heidi asks me if I want to go to Eric's house for a movie. In my mind it would play out like this; We get some food, we watch an old 80's movie that Eric insists on, and then the PS3 would inevitably come into play somewhere in there. I wasn't that far off either. Except it was way funnier than I could have imagined. So we drove around for about three hours buying pizzas and supplies for movie watching. Heidi went on a shopping spree in every sense of the word. She everything from muffins to chips (and Elisha had to convince her not to get a birthday cake). Then we couldn't decide what to get from Red Box®, so we thought we would rent something on the Apple TV®. Well when we got to the house we spent another hour trying to pick a movie (Eric wanted to watch *shudder* Superman 3®). We eventually gave up on the movie and resorted to Motorstorm® only for PS3. We had tons of fun, however, whenever Heidi got her little hands on that controller, she got snappy and aggressive. At one point Eric said, "Um maybe we should take that controller away from you Heidi." She replied, "NO! I don't care if I lose all my friends! THE GAMES ALL THAT MATTERS!" The night went on to get even crazier. Then things died down a bit. We got a little more tired. Eric put his robot vacuum away. We threw our trash away. And just as we were about to slump out of the house,.... BAM Who should slam open the door? It's none other than the INFAMOUS KEVIN GUIDO WITH AN EMPTY TWO LITER MOUNTAIN DEW BOTTLE SAYING, "THE PARTY BEGINS! THE PARTY BEGINS! PARTY! PARTY!" I thought that was a great idea...No one else did. So we left Kevin disappointed, and headed home. Fantastic night.

Who invented This Beauty?

That is the question I ask myself as I savor the last few vapors of taste that travel along my tongue. The thing I am referring to of course is none other than the yogurt-covered-pretzel. I'm pretty sure that its not covered in yogurt or white, probably some synthetic chemicals. But the taste is so pure and amazing that I cannot help but ask myself, "Who invented this beauty?". I have a theory that it was a polish nun, (not racist) but I can't be sure. Come on guys! Help me out here!

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION

Tonight, DDR (dance dance revolution) raged unbridled through the night. Unfortunately I really suck at it. But fortunately I only have one dance pad which I gladly gave to Shane to use. So i used a regular controller and danced with my fingers. (Not shown)

Finger Trick

I just figured out how to do this trick with my fingers where I separate some of them from my hand. Oh? What's that you say? Impossible? Nay! Watch the video for proof.

Too much Joe

So me and my mom went into izzi's room today to wake her up for
school. I looked around and saw what was worthy of the title "the Joe
Shrine". I personaly think its kind of creepy. Especially since she
has another one on the ceiling above her bed. What's more is that
those posters are held up by tacks peircing the wall. So inevitably in
a year when she doesn't like him anymore, the wall will look like a
sponge.