This one little kid (probably like four or five) came up to me and asked, "Do you want to play Power Rangers with us?" It was hard for me to say no looking at his innocent face, but I did say no. Later on, we went down to a river and watched the little ducks and geese swim around in the river. We started feeding them and if you've ever fed wild geese, you know what I'm talking about. THEY CAME ON FREAKING LAND AND STARTED *ATTACKING* US! I do
n't know how many of you know this, but geese's beaks are serrated. They started advancing on us. I grabbed a nearby sturdy stick and hit one on the head. Well as you can imagine he didn't like that very much. Then they all flapped their wings and proceeded to peck me. I swung madly for my life. At one point a grabbed one by its legs and was swinging it and the stick, then flung both of them into the water. That scared them off. And guess who saw my deeds?
The mayor of Whitefish! He gave me a medal of bravery for my... bravery. Also I got a key to the city (which actually is just a giant key). Ah, it's 
good to have summer back.
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Two things.
1.What happened to spring?
It went from Winter to Summer?
Something is missing.
2.My mom used to have wild geese.
They are mean.
The thing about Montana heidi, is that we only have three seasons. Summer, a brief fall, and winter. Spring is completely disregarded seeing as it last a whopping six days.
Silly boy. Montana has two seasons where it suffers from a bipolar disorder. Remember how it was snowing just the other day and now it is sunny? You see, this is the time of year that it does that as well as flowers begin to bloom, we see baby deer and the days bring us hope of hot weather that we call summer. You didn't miss spring. You're in it.
wait... what?
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